Abominable Advent Calendar Day 15: Star Knight (1985)
A medieval Harvey Keitel battles a space-alien dragon while Klaus Kinski tries to help a princess with her love life. Makes perfect sense.
Abominable Advent Calendar Day 14: The Mole People (1956)
The Mole People has it all—implausible plot, dodgy science, adventure, square-jawed heroes, girls to be saved, monsters with zippers up their backs, John Agar—and it’s dialed up to 11.
Abominable Advent Calendar Day 13: The Haunting Passion (1983)
Jane Seymour does what she does best—made-for-TV romance—except this time it's a gothic, and she gets steamy with a ghost.
Abominable Advent Calendar Day 12: Split Second (1992)
Behind Abominable Advent Calendar Door 12, grumpy cop Rutger Hauer is annoyed by his new rookie partner, chases aliens through sewers, and is put upon by pigeons.
Abominable Advent Calendar Day 11: The Last Shark (1981)
Imagine if someone tried to remake Jaws, but did it wonderfully, riotously, jaw-droppingly wrong. That's the Last Shark—a near-perfect crapsterpiece.
Abominable Advent Calendar Day 10: Fantasy Mission Force (1983)
Behind Abominable Advent Calendar Door 10, a ragtag bunch of reluctant and ridiculous heroes takes on a dangerous mission to rescue four generals held by the Japanese in Luxemburg during WWII. Naturally they face Amazons, cannibals, and jiangshi. As you do. In Luxemburg.