Who Killed Captain Alex? is “Uganda’s first action movie.” Full of “supa action!” and filmed primarily in the Wakaliga slum of Kampala, Uganda in 2010, it was made with a whopping budget of US $85. Yes, $85.

Sealab 2021 with Caesar Romero in a campy underwater lounge-lair and rubber monsters. Christmas came early this year.

What could possibly be better than a Bruno Mattei Aliens-Terminator ripoff with rubber monsters and '80s exploitation stars penned by the writers of Troll 2 and shot in what looks like the locker room of a municipal swimming pool? Nothing, my friends. Nothing.

Alligator people; car-headlight-eye cyclops; flying guillotines, limbs, and heads; magic mushrooms; booby traps; laser-eye dragon statues; and all sorts of other goofy stuff—in other words, schlock-and-awe moments around every corner.

If you’re a true fan of bad movies—if The Room and Fatal Findings are the bad cinema kiddie pool as far as you’re concerned and you need a fresh fix—meet your new favorite fixation: Terror in the Jungle.