Behind Abominable Advent Calendar Door 4, a double feature of b-movie badness: Fiend without a Face, in which the world is menaced by jelly-filled brains, and the Giant Claw, in which it's brought to its knees by a googly eyed bird puppet.

Behind Abominable Advent Calendar Door 3, we have Demonwarp. This soup-sandwich of a film will have you thinking it's just a cookie-cutter bigfoot movie until it turns a corner and goes completely bonkers.

There's a Japanese-American Star Wars ripoff with disco, druids, and drag queens waiting for you behind Abominable Advent Calendar Door 2.

One craptastic movie to unwrap each day, culminating on Christmas with one of my personal favorite Christmas-themed crapsterpieces.